Snubbing Melania a notable event

“I would buy you a birthday present but I didn’t think you wanted it coming out of tonight’s alcohol budget” — Unknown quotes

I guess by now we know how billionaires keep their money.

They merely convert themselves into cheap bastards who would rather pursue the almighty dollar and financial profit at the expense of alienating themselves from their loving family members.

President Trump stated that his schedule was so busy that he did not have the time to buy Melania a gift for her birthday.

I wonder if he ever considered cutting her a check for $130,000 to buy her silence? That approach allegedly works to silence the other forgotten women in his life.

To help her celebrate her one day older celebration I will take the liberty and compose a song for her to at least recognize she exists.

  • Happy birthday Melania
  • Happy birthday to you
  • He’s such an uncaring bastard
  • But he’s still thinking of you.

Having a Playboy bunny leap out of her birthday cake would have been a bold move even for Trump. 

I forgot the important women in his life are still waiting to be vetted by the big guy. – gc

 

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14 comments

  1. Good question, but enough to keep her in unimagined luxury for the rest of her life. Unless she signed the dreaded pre-nuptial.

    He is a bit of a sucker for marriage isn’t he? You would have thought he’d learned his lesson by now. Why the need for making it legal, why would anyone keep repeating the same mistake?

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