“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.” ― Banksy
Is Doc stretching the truth for “The Don”?
Well folks it has been medically proclaimed by a competent medical authority that President Donald Trump is a border line president.
For a man of six-foot three inches in height and a weight of 239 pounds he is precariously perched on the near side of obesity.
Not only is his political platform concerned about border security but his physical build and stature protect this man from being labelled obese.
It was discovered that Trump stated on his New York drivers license that he is six-foot two inches tall. His doctor reported yesterday that Trump, his long time friend and patient , is actually six-foot three.
Miraculously that added one inch in height has prevented the certifiable leader of the free world from entering a health program that would correct his weighty problem.
It is also interesting to note that his physician and White House doctor Ronny Jackson somehow forget the spelling of his name and signed the medical confirmation report as “Ronnie” Jackson.
I wonder if memory loss and confusion are the hallmark characteristics of the Trump regime. “You’re a great doctor Ronnie.”
He stated , “the President’s physical exam today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center went exceptionally well.
The President is in excellent health and I look forward to briefing some of the details on Tuesday.”
If this doctor forgot his name I wonder if he conveniently happened to fudge the president’s true height?
Jackson emphasized yesterday that no physical measurements were made during the exam.
I wonder why Trump’s height and not the size of his expansive girth was not also included.
Melania Trump will have her hands full with her overweight hubby as she tries to keep him apart from his oft coveted cheeseburger and diet soft drink.
Oh well a man with small hands and myopic political policies should have something big about himself.
But that is my opinion and I am not a physician. — gc