Trump officially a (border)line prez

“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.” ― Banksy

Is Doc stretching the truth for “The Don”?

Well folks it has been medically proclaimed by a competent medical authority that President Donald Trump is a border line president.

For a man of six-foot three inches in height and a weight of 239 pounds he is precariously perched on the near side of obesity.

Not only is his political platform concerned about border security but his physical build and stature protect this man from being labelled obese.

It was discovered that Trump stated on his New York drivers license that he is six-foot two inches tall. His doctor reported yesterday that Trump, his long time friend and patient , is actually six-foot three.

Miraculously that added one inch in height has prevented the certifiable leader of the free world from entering a health program that would correct his weighty problem.

It is also interesting to note that his physician and White House doctor Ronny Jackson somehow forget the spelling of his name and signed the medical confirmation report as “Ronnie” Jackson.

I wonder if memory loss and confusion are the hallmark characteristics of the Trump regime. “You’re a great doctor Ronnie.”

He stated , “the President’s physical exam today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center went exceptionally well.

The President is in excellent health and I look forward to briefing some of the details on Tuesday.”

If this doctor forgot his name I wonder if he conveniently happened to fudge the president’s true height? 

Jackson emphasized yesterday that no physical measurements were made during the exam. 

I wonder why Trump’s height and not the size of his expansive girth was not also included.

Melania Trump will have her hands full with her overweight hubby as she tries to keep him apart from his oft coveted cheeseburger and diet soft drink.

Oh well a man with small hands and myopic political policies should have something big about himself.

But that is my opinion and I am not a physician. — gc

 

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5 comments

  1. “My fingers are long and beautiful,” said Trump, “as are various other parts of my body,” he told the New York Post’s Page Six in 2006. Interesting that he felt the need to add that his other digit is equally long and beautiful. That is what he was talking about.. right?

    Personally and perhaps even musically speaking, a man with larger hands and for me that is definitely a more attractive quality to possess, often proves himself to be not a bad instrumentalist! Just saying !! 🤭

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    • I agree with you 100 per cent Linda many doctors are full of it.

      I went for my yearly physical in August and the way I was handled at the front desk by an “experienced” nurse was less than professional.

      On that day I was wearing: shorts; short sleeved short; running shoes.

      On my person I had a pocket full of change for the parking lot attendant; two cell phones; two cameras and my wallet.

      This same receptionist in years past when she catalogued my weight and height would ask me to take off my shoes and empty items from my person.

      In this instance she did not ask me to do this and when she took my height measurement I had gained one inch. In the blink of an eye I went from being 6 foot tall to six foot one inch in stature.

      I did not mind the increase in height but when the doctor told me i needed to “lose some weight by getting a bit more active” I only shook my head.

      When I got home and weighed myself the scale indicated 185 pounds ( my usual weight).

      My weight in the office was recoded as being 195…I had gained a whopping 10 pounds through sloppy medical practice.

      Would it have done any good to complain? I think not. I was told by other patients that this weight recoding procedure always gets their actual weight wrong.

      Next year I will go there dressed only in a Tarzan like loin cloth so that no mistakes like that will happen.

      Trump might be an innocent victim here in so far that his toady physician might be trying to gain his respect as a “real” and not fake medical practitioner.

      I feel great knowing that the medical profession can screw up such a simple thin as a weigh in and height measurement procedure.

      I am grateful that this woman is not in an Emergency Room or Operating room situation “)

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