“Save a life. Grope your wife.” — Unknown.
A H A R D R O C K C A N D Y C H R I S T M A S
It seems that groping is a male dominated occupation and avocation.
The increasing number of rank and file members in the “#Me Too” outcry against groping could easily override the number of stand ins and extras used in C. B. DeMille’s cinematic classic “The Ten Commandments”.
I guess at this stage of the groping game there should have been an eleventh commandment added: “Thou shalt not grope”. But those were the days when one person begat another and the definition of that word is open to loose translation.
In this day and age those folks who grope freely due to their celebrity or power status are inundated by a sea of public protest and their phallic scepter of power confiscated and placed in a spot where the sun don’t shine.
I think there might be a counter movement twisting the original meaning of the words. What if the old boy network of power players and wannabes are more than happy to sign a full disclosure document proving to the world that even though they may be over the hill they still have fire and pluck and bravado.
Perhaps many of these accused individuals are merely innocent dupes if a plot weaved by male enhancement drug manufacturers whose Research and Development departments have discovered that over dependence and abuse of that special pill causes a man to lose touch with reality and allow hiss little head control his bigger one.
Jane Austen’s “Sense and Sensibility” novel should be rewritten for all those males who tried to trip the light fantastic on rubber legs.
The impossible could happen but how many times in life will a Fred Astaire entice a Ginger Rogers to share the spotlight on the dance floor but only after signing a non disclosure agreement.
Men today who seek their jollies by groping and fondling women should appreciate the fact that they have a lot more to lose than they ever imagined.
Women are people too worthy of respect . — gc