“And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.” ― Sherman Alexie.
Is it politically correct and socially acceptable to demand that your local supermarket sell only large breasted chicken at their barbecue chicken counter??
Tuesday is my usual night to have barbecue chicken and on that night last week I happened to stumble upon a husband and wife team literally grilling the ladies in the delicatessen section of my Safeway supermarket.
The wife was firing a barrage of questions at the women who were preparing the chickens for the grilling treatment.
Apparently the man’s wife was getting sick and tired of serving chicken with underdeveloped breasts. She preferred the white meat while he enjoyed the dark.
The husband asked his wife, “you think they should give the chicken a shot of Botox to enhance their figures?”
She got annoyed by his flippancy and again verbally tore into the women behind the counter.
She was piqued by the cavalier manner in which the manager of the department treated her.
She then asked her husband to do something and not just stand there.
“Maybe I should go over to the BBQ chicken display and physically inspect all the breasts there?”
He added, “If I did that the store would have me arrested for being a deviant”.
Finally the woman called the store staff idiots for selling chicken that was not up to standards.
As for myself I am a leg , thigh and wing man.
I purchased my chicken and a small order of coleslaw and potato salad and was grateful for the fact that I was not insistent that my chickens have large breasts.
Foul language was not in the cards for me that day. – gc